Several cannibals were hired by a big corporation. “You’re part of the team now. Please don’t ruin things by eating any of your colleagues”, said the CEO.
The cannibals promised, but a month later the CEO came to them. “Everyone is happy with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any one of you know what had happened to her?”
The cannibals shook their heads. After the boss left, the leader turned to his tribesman and say, “You fools! For weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed. Who’s the idiot who went and ate the secretary?”
An elderly father noticed his son’s Viagra tablets in the medicine cabinet. “Could I try one?” he asked.
“Sure,” his son replied. “Bt make the most off it. Each of those pills costs ten dollars.
His dad was shocked by the price. “Don’t worry. I’ll pay you back.” He promised.
The next morning, the son found an envelop under his breakfast plate. Inside was $110.
“But dad,” he said, “That pill only cost $10.”
“ I know,” his father said, smiling. “The ten is from me. The hundred is from your mother”
A doctor dies and goes to heaven where he finds a long line at St.Peter’s gate. As is his custom, the doctor rushes to the front, but St.Peter tells him to wait in the line like everyone else. Muttering and looking at his watch, the doctor stands at the end of the line.
Moments later, a white-haired man wearing a white cloth and carrying a stethoscope and black bag rushes to the front of the line, waves to St.Peter and is immediately admitted through the Pearly Gates.
“Hey!” the doctor shouts. “How come you let him through?”
“ Oh,” says St.Peter, “That’s God. Sometimes he likes to play doctor”
A fellow went on a business trip with his boss, the cheapest man alive. One nite the boss was late getting back to the hotel. He said he’d met a young lady, they’d gone out and then he dropped her at her hotel. “Was she pretty?” the fellow asked.
“Was she?” the boss replied. “The entire cab ride to her hotel I could hardly keep my eyes on the meter.”
Have you heard of the cannibal
who loves fast food? He ordered a pizza
with everyone on it.
Question: Whats the difference between Eastern Europe and the United States?
Answer: The United States has a communist party.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
Episode 13: Happy Birthday Pn. Susila!!!!
22nd of July marks Pn.Susila our beloved teacher birthday. So we planned to throw surprise birthday party for her. Well the one who suggested the idea was Siva. We were having a hard time choosing the most suitable cake for her. This is bcause all the cakes on the pamphlet from Secret Recipe were so marvelous. I could remember Kenny suggesting to buy the Batman cake or Power Puff Girls cake. One of the students in my class, well my friends you know who rite? The richest bugger a.k.a ‘Money Waster’ brought a necklace with a diamond hanging on the center. You better believe it…Its real diamond!!! Moreover, it is made by platinum. And the best part is, he told us that he brought it for RM7000+!!! Would u believe this crap?? Holy shit!! I could use this money to modify my car until it can fly already la. Later on we found out that it only costs RM700+. I guess he lied to us is bcause he wanted to jaga his standard as a rich bugger. In Chinese they call it ‘oi min’ means want face.
Finally the day arrives. The party was celebrated on the last period. During the last three periods, everybody was preparing for the party. Almost everyone had their own things to do. Kendrick and Poh Harn going up and down buying stuffs. The Apache Sereng Boys busy blowing balloons and hang them around the class. Two ‘Mavi’s busy writing lyrics and practice in their guitars. And Kenny was stomach-aching. His face was so pale that time.
When the clock strikes 12.30pm, Arun our ‘umpan’ find Pn.Susila and told her that there was a fight in our class. This is to lure her to our class. Upon reaching the class, the Happy B’day song was sung and Poh Harn gave beautiful rosses for her and everybody clapped hands. Overwhelmed and touched is all I can say from her expression. She then cuts the cake and everybody sing the song again. After that the ‘Mavi’ s sang a song called ‘Suziela’. She was so deeply touched and nearly cried. After the celebration we all vowed that we will scored A’s for P.Moral subject.
Finally the day arrives. The party was celebrated on the last period. During the last three periods, everybody was preparing for the party. Almost everyone had their own things to do. Kendrick and Poh Harn going up and down buying stuffs. The Apache Sereng Boys busy blowing balloons and hang them around the class. Two ‘Mavi’s busy writing lyrics and practice in their guitars. And Kenny was stomach-aching. His face was so pale that time.
When the clock strikes 12.30pm, Arun our ‘umpan’ find Pn.Susila and told her that there was a fight in our class. This is to lure her to our class. Upon reaching the class, the Happy B’day song was sung and Poh Harn gave beautiful rosses for her and everybody clapped hands. Overwhelmed and touched is all I can say from her expression. She then cuts the cake and everybody sing the song again. After that the ‘Mavi’ s sang a song called ‘Suziela’. She was so deeply touched and nearly cried. After the celebration we all vowed that we will scored A’s for P.Moral subject.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Episode 11: "Step by Step-Battle"
Battle (배틀) is a boy band group that debuted on December 17, 2006 with the release of their first single "Crash". They are most popular for winning the popular reality show, Let's Coke Play! Battle Shinhwa! The members include Ryu, Taehwa, Lio, Shin Kihyun, Chris, and Hwichan. The members participated in the popular reality show, Let's Coke Play! Battle Shinhwa!, hosted by the members of Shinhwa themselves. The show was sponsored by Good Entertainment, M-NET and Coca-Cola. The boys, total of six, were hand-picked particularly by each of the Shinhwa members. They were chosen because of their singing, dancing, and endurance skills. The six boys are currently doing vocal training under the management Good Enter. While Kim Jang Hyun was picked during the course of the show, he decided to leave to continue with his studies. Dongwan, the one who picked Jang Hyun, had to repick and chose Hwichan. It is said that they were going to be the next Shinhwa, the word meaning legend or myth.
Their first single was "Crash," a song with a strong guitar and drum accompaniment. The music video was very dark, with the members all destroying various objects such as T.V.s, cars, etc. However, their second single "Tell Me! (Mal Hae)" was very different, featuring the boys in pink and singing to a light, catchy melody. These two singles represent opposite sids of Battle, because, as they said, they wanted to portray a different image of themselves
Source: Wikithe ppn
Episode 10: "Only Look At Me-Taeyang"
This is one of the song in Taeyang's (vocalist of Big Bang) 1st album. You can expect
super cool moves from this talented artist.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Episode 09: Flying Kick
This video was taken during 4sc1 students painting the class. Kok leong and Gus
are trying to leave their foot prints on the wall as remembrance.
Episode 08: Base Game
This video was shot by Kok Leong during one Scout meeting. Me and my friends were competing each other in one of the game bases. I m sory if the video is lag. Enjoy!
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Episode 07: 'WHAT IF....'
After coming back from school, I quickly took a bath and had my lunch. I needed to be quick bcause there are tons of homeworks waiting for me. If I cant get the job done, then I am deeply in hot soup. (especially Miss Atikah’s work)
When I was doing my Bio work, I was stucked at one question. So, I immediately searched for my reference book at the shelf. As I was searching , I noticed some magazines on the 2nd shelf. (Bio 1st shelf, Mag 2nd shelf). To my surprised, it is comics!!!! Not Naruto, Bleach or Dragon Ball bt it was MARVEL COMICS which my father brought long time ago. My dad used to be a die-hard fan of it. After flipping those pages… WOW!!!! The illustrations were so fantastic and superbly cool. It is so ‘keng’ until I forgot do my work. It definitely brings back my favourite superheroes such as Spiderman, X-men, F4, Punisher, Daredevil and etc. No wonder Stan Lee is a legend. But what caught my eyes was the ‘WHAT IF’ comics…..
‘WHAT IF’ tells you bout the story of superheroes which do not or will not occur in their chronicles. For example ‘What If Uncle Ben was still alive??’ ( In Spidey chronicles Uncle Ben was shot dead by a robber) It does not make any sense rite? So ‘WHAT IF’ tells you the consequences that might happen if the event were to occur. If Uncle Ben was still alive, then there will be no more Spidey. And you can expect Green Goblin, Dr.Ock or Venom to terrorize the town. Some of my best ‘WHAT IF’ comics are ‘What If Punisher Bcome Captain America’ and ‘What If Wolverine Led the Alpha Flight’
After reading those….a question suddenly popped out in my mind. Guess what is it??
‘WHAT IF TOMMOROW IS THE END OF THE WORLD??’
I started to think hard on it. What if it really happens?? You would never know rite? I started to think the causes. Alien invasion? Falling of meteors? Damn.. I really hope that doesn’t happen. Hey I still hv plenty things to do man. Bt if really tomorrow is the end of the day, then I must make a plan. The plan is…
1. Eat all my favourite foods. (KFC,McD,Pizza)
2. Listen to my SNSD songs.
3. Hug and say goodbye to my friends.
4. Tell my girl hw much I loved her.
And last bt not least…
5. Tell my parents that I am proud to be their son.
After that I would start the engine of the car, switch on the air-con and sleep till tomorrow.
After fantasizing all that.. I looked at the clock. Gosh!! It was 4.30pm. I started packing my tuition stuffs and headed to tuition. And guess what? I did nt get the job done. As a result, I ‘kena kow kow’ from Miss Atikah. This is just GREAT.
Recently in class. Kenny did asked the same question to me. ‘What If You Had Only One More Day To Live??’ My friends overheard that gave the their answes. Some gave funny answers while some gave nasty answers. To me… Well, tomorrow is just another day. Rite??
When I was doing my Bio work, I was stucked at one question. So, I immediately searched for my reference book at the shelf. As I was searching , I noticed some magazines on the 2nd shelf. (Bio 1st shelf, Mag 2nd shelf). To my surprised, it is comics!!!! Not Naruto, Bleach or Dragon Ball bt it was MARVEL COMICS which my father brought long time ago. My dad used to be a die-hard fan of it. After flipping those pages… WOW!!!! The illustrations were so fantastic and superbly cool. It is so ‘keng’ until I forgot do my work. It definitely brings back my favourite superheroes such as Spiderman, X-men, F4, Punisher, Daredevil and etc. No wonder Stan Lee is a legend. But what caught my eyes was the ‘WHAT IF’ comics…..
‘WHAT IF’ tells you bout the story of superheroes which do not or will not occur in their chronicles. For example ‘What If Uncle Ben was still alive??’ ( In Spidey chronicles Uncle Ben was shot dead by a robber) It does not make any sense rite? So ‘WHAT IF’ tells you the consequences that might happen if the event were to occur. If Uncle Ben was still alive, then there will be no more Spidey. And you can expect Green Goblin, Dr.Ock or Venom to terrorize the town. Some of my best ‘WHAT IF’ comics are ‘What If Punisher Bcome Captain America’ and ‘What If Wolverine Led the Alpha Flight’
After reading those….a question suddenly popped out in my mind. Guess what is it??
‘WHAT IF TOMMOROW IS THE END OF THE WORLD??’
I started to think hard on it. What if it really happens?? You would never know rite? I started to think the causes. Alien invasion? Falling of meteors? Damn.. I really hope that doesn’t happen. Hey I still hv plenty things to do man. Bt if really tomorrow is the end of the day, then I must make a plan. The plan is…
1. Eat all my favourite foods. (KFC,McD,Pizza)
2. Listen to my SNSD songs.
3. Hug and say goodbye to my friends.
4. Tell my girl hw much I loved her.
And last bt not least…
5. Tell my parents that I am proud to be their son.
After that I would start the engine of the car, switch on the air-con and sleep till tomorrow.
After fantasizing all that.. I looked at the clock. Gosh!! It was 4.30pm. I started packing my tuition stuffs and headed to tuition. And guess what? I did nt get the job done. As a result, I ‘kena kow kow’ from Miss Atikah. This is just GREAT.
Recently in class. Kenny did asked the same question to me. ‘What If You Had Only One More Day To Live??’ My friends overheard that gave the their answes. Some gave funny answers while some gave nasty answers. To me… Well, tomorrow is just another day. Rite??
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Special Episode: My Parents, My Heroes
Who do we look upon as heroes in our daily life? Who is the one that plays an important role in each and every respective lives? For me, it is my parents. Of all the great men and women, why did i choose my parents? Well,the answer is very simple. Hey,where would I be standing now if not for their love, kindness, and virtues of life. I would like to share a story about my parents on how they have bcome the greatest heroes of my life.
In the 90's, jobs were hard to find as they wee limited back then. In 1991, my father got a job as a teacher of SGI whose income was only RM900+. Things started to change when I was brought to this world. My parents tried to make ends meet in order to provide us food and other important necessities such as dypers and milk. Furthermore, they even sacrifice their leisuring time just to take care of me. Taking care of me back then requires tremendous of love and attention. They never fail to accomplish that. What does this show? This shows that my parents would do anything to ensure that I would grew without any hardship.
I was enrolled to St. Anne kindergarden when I was 3 years old. By that time, I was too young to feed myself. So my father would every morning come to St. Anne just to feed me. I still remember that he always brought my favourite dish which is "Wan Tan Mee". Imagine going to kindergarden every morning just to ensure my tummy was full. After my parents have a stable income they decided to bear a second child. My baby brother was delivered in 1994. In order to provide us with easy life, my parents worked hard for it. As a result my father's salary was increased. This enabled him to buy a new red Proton Saga. Back then, not everyone can afford to buy a car. So, it was quite glamarous. Then came the bad news, I have a low body resistance against illments such as flu, cough and fever. I still remembered that one night I had a very high fever. It was about 2a.m. My parents quickly rushed me to nearest hospital. SO, until this day I'm very grateful to what my parents had done in the past.
As I entered primary school, life was getting easier for us. Yet watching me go through my 13 years of schooling as a mere stroll in the park. Some say that boys will be boys, but I'm more to that. For example, teachers will be always complaining about my talkative and cunning behaviour. I will be talking non-stop for the whole day. As a result I will end my day of schooling by standing outside the corridor. Things started to get worse when I started to defy my parents word or do anything against their liking. I will make my parents upset. When I was in Grade 4, I was involved in accident. During Sports Day pratice, I with my friends played "Police and Thief". When I was running, I didn't look in the front. As a result, my head knocked to 1 of my friend's head. That incident costed me my right eye. I was soon rushed to TMC hospital. The doctor reduce the swelling of my eye. So I had to stay in the hospital. Both my parents were devastated to hear that my right eye can only see 30% of vision. They were too disappointed to say anything. I wish I could turn back the time. But it's already too late. The rice had become the porridge. Now that I'm in Form 5, I felt that I have done a lot sins in the past. It hurts whenever those memories flashed in my hand. I regretted doing that. I would try to make ammends to all my mistakes and hope that one day I would make my parents proud.
Nearing adulthood, I realised that what my parents had done in the past were just for my own god. They have guided me to find the path where the light is shining in the deep dark sea. This makes me what am I today. I'm truly grateful to my parents. Whenever I reminisce the past I couldn't help myself but to shed a tear. I have realized what is the most important things in my life and I'll appreciate it till the day I die. No matter what you do or who you are, they are still your parents. Cherish every single moments with them as they will not be with you forever. To my parents, Mr. Hooi Kum Woh and Mdm. Juley, your sons hope that you will be blessed with great health and longevity. May all the good things happen around you and you will always hold a special place in my heart.
( I wrote this to appreciate my parents for the past 17 years. Thank you papa mama)
In the 90's, jobs were hard to find as they wee limited back then. In 1991, my father got a job as a teacher of SGI whose income was only RM900+. Things started to change when I was brought to this world. My parents tried to make ends meet in order to provide us food and other important necessities such as dypers and milk. Furthermore, they even sacrifice their leisuring time just to take care of me. Taking care of me back then requires tremendous of love and attention. They never fail to accomplish that. What does this show? This shows that my parents would do anything to ensure that I would grew without any hardship.
I was enrolled to St. Anne kindergarden when I was 3 years old. By that time, I was too young to feed myself. So my father would every morning come to St. Anne just to feed me. I still remember that he always brought my favourite dish which is "Wan Tan Mee". Imagine going to kindergarden every morning just to ensure my tummy was full. After my parents have a stable income they decided to bear a second child. My baby brother was delivered in 1994. In order to provide us with easy life, my parents worked hard for it. As a result my father's salary was increased. This enabled him to buy a new red Proton Saga. Back then, not everyone can afford to buy a car. So, it was quite glamarous. Then came the bad news, I have a low body resistance against illments such as flu, cough and fever. I still remembered that one night I had a very high fever. It was about 2a.m. My parents quickly rushed me to nearest hospital. SO, until this day I'm very grateful to what my parents had done in the past.
As I entered primary school, life was getting easier for us. Yet watching me go through my 13 years of schooling as a mere stroll in the park. Some say that boys will be boys, but I'm more to that. For example, teachers will be always complaining about my talkative and cunning behaviour. I will be talking non-stop for the whole day. As a result I will end my day of schooling by standing outside the corridor. Things started to get worse when I started to defy my parents word or do anything against their liking. I will make my parents upset. When I was in Grade 4, I was involved in accident. During Sports Day pratice, I with my friends played "Police and Thief". When I was running, I didn't look in the front. As a result, my head knocked to 1 of my friend's head. That incident costed me my right eye. I was soon rushed to TMC hospital. The doctor reduce the swelling of my eye. So I had to stay in the hospital. Both my parents were devastated to hear that my right eye can only see 30% of vision. They were too disappointed to say anything. I wish I could turn back the time. But it's already too late. The rice had become the porridge. Now that I'm in Form 5, I felt that I have done a lot sins in the past. It hurts whenever those memories flashed in my hand. I regretted doing that. I would try to make ammends to all my mistakes and hope that one day I would make my parents proud.
Nearing adulthood, I realised that what my parents had done in the past were just for my own god. They have guided me to find the path where the light is shining in the deep dark sea. This makes me what am I today. I'm truly grateful to my parents. Whenever I reminisce the past I couldn't help myself but to shed a tear. I have realized what is the most important things in my life and I'll appreciate it till the day I die. No matter what you do or who you are, they are still your parents. Cherish every single moments with them as they will not be with you forever. To my parents, Mr. Hooi Kum Woh and Mdm. Juley, your sons hope that you will be blessed with great health and longevity. May all the good things happen around you and you will always hold a special place in my heart.
( I wrote this to appreciate my parents for the past 17 years. Thank you papa mama)
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